Hey Gaston…

• 10 – “Scattered f#$%ing showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC
• 9 – “How the f#$% did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC
• 8 -”You want WHAT on the f#$%ing ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566
• 7 – “Where did all those f#$%ing Indians come from?” – Custer, 1877
• 6 – “It does so f#$%ing look like her!” – Picasso, 1926
• 5 -”Where the f#$% are we?” – Amelia Earhart, 1937
• 4 – “Any f#$%ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938
• 3 – “What the f#$% was that?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
• 2 – “I need this parade like I need a f#$%ing hole in the head.” – JFK, 1963

And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the “F” word…

• “Aw c’mon. Who the F#$% is going to find out?” – Bill Clinton, 1997