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Here are a list of the 9 words women use the most and what they "really" mean........... Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing - This is the calm before ... Read More

Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy Mid-Section People Make me Sick Provide Me with Sweets Pardon My Sobbing Pimples May Surface Pass My Sweat pants Pissy Mood Syndrome Plainly; Men Suck Pack My Stuff; and my favorite one ... Potential Murder Suspect Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning. Read More

This blogger makes no claims as to the accuracy or effectiveness of these interpretations.  Reader's use of the information obtained below subsequent to this post is assumed at your own risk........With that said - Here's the list! FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given ... Read More

Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK? Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends. Sally: Why not? Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way. Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I ... Read More