This is arguably the funniest bit of dialogue from one of the funniest movies of all time, Christmas Vacation. This is the scene where Clark rants on his boss after he has just realized that there is no bonus coming for the Griswold family this year.
Here is the sound-clip from the movie, and here is the text……..
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me. I have one……..I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight.
I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a……..
- cheap
- lying
- no-good
- rotten
- four-flushing
- low-life
- snake-licking
- dirt-eating
- inbred
- overstuffed
- ignorant
- blood-sucking
- dog-kissing
- brainless
- dickless
- hopeless
- heartless
- fat-ass
- bug-eyed
- stiff-legged
- spotty-lipped
- worm-headed
- sack of monkey shit HE IS!…
…..Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
MB
Thanks for posting this rant…I needed to have it verbatim!
Jan 10th, 2007
MB
Thanks for posting this. I needed it verbatim.
Jan 10th, 2007
AP
Thanks for posting this. I needed it verbatim. As well.
Sep 20th, 2007
Claire D'Arville
the funniest thing i have herd in years…..in other words IT ROCKED SOOO MUCH I SHIT MYSELF LISTENING TO IT!!!!!!!!!
Dec 25th, 2007
ima420r
Thanks for posting this. I needed it verbatim. As well. also.
Oct 29th, 2008
Erik
Thanks for posting this. I needed it verbatim. As well. also. Me too.
Dec 22nd, 2008
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