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Here are a list of the 9 words women use the most and what they "really" mean........... Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing - This is the calm before ... Read More

I've seen several versions of the following lists, but this one seemed to capture some of the best. I thought as we get in to the holidays, this would be a great reality check and provide a compass to point us in the direction of the real meaning of the season. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they gotwere broader and deeper than ... Read More

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OK - it may not be the best title to this hilarious entry but CHECK THIS OUT. Kelly got an especially huge laugh at these since she works in verbal branding and reviews product and branding names to make sure they don't end up becoming the fiascoes presented. The link is to a list of very funny website names that are REAL (try them). I think you'll see why it's so funny - but to get you started, try this one- ... Read More

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WHEN YOU ARE IN TOO DEEP, LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT & SAY NOTHING!!! Read More

This post has been copied from here and provided on the blog for easy access. I have to admit that each of the little gems below holds a bit too much truth than I'd like to admit...........(thank goodness #7's not true, although my 11 year old son does......) Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when ... Read More

Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy Mid-Section People Make me Sick Provide Me with Sweets Pardon My Sobbing Pimples May Surface Pass My Sweat pants Pissy Mood Syndrome Plainly; Men Suck Pack My Stuff; and my favorite one ... Potential Murder Suspect Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning. Read More

This blogger makes no claims as to the accuracy or effectiveness of these interpretations.  Reader's use of the information obtained below subsequent to this post is assumed at your own risk........With that said - Here's the list! FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given ... Read More

Life can give us some very interesting acronyms. Below are just a few. When questioning the WHY and not getting the answer, aligne with your energy and do a gut check to make sure you are not in Denial. DENIAL = Dont Even Notice I Am Lying Optimist's definition's of FEAR. FEAR = False Evidence Appearing Real or FEAR = Forgetting Everything's Already Resolving A Realist's definition of FEAR. FEAR = F*@k Everything And Run When you are making decisions, "Halt" and make sure you are not making one when ... Read More

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his students. It had one question; "IS HELL EXOTHERMIC OR ENDOTHERMIC? SUPPORT YOUR ANSWER WITH A PROOF". Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into ... Read More

IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER by Erma Bombeck (Written after she found but she was dying from cancer.) I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day. I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, ... Read More